me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!
me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.
Joyeux anniversaire, Olivier!
Coco Chanel with Salvador Dalí, c. 1938
one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet
Mario Balotelli requested by itzcristiano
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt